The Perfect Escort

Since working just from my website i have become much more internet savvy Recently i have been using the chatrooms on various websites my favorite chatroom being the one on Punternet.  I love entering the chat rooms on Punternet  I have met some really nice people from the chatrooms never really thought of myself as a cyber chick but stranger things have happend. 

   The conversations can go from the mild to the wild and something in between. last night r night  several of us ladies and a few gents were in the chat room and started a "add a sentence thread for the perfect working girl"  Then One clever lady took everything we did and here it is The Perfect Working Girl 2008

The Pefect Working Girl 2008     

 Must provide good VFM (ie under £50)
-Must not be taller than me in her heels
-Must bring interchanging wig colours
-Skin tone not too pale nor faked-up to the nines (that one's for YOU JimWinchester)
-Not too young, but not too mature, about 27/28 should do
-Size 8, 44HH breasts
-Must provide additional lady at the appointment for no extra charge
-Must provide 20 minute outcall to my work place
-Must be comfortable with bonking in public places like Sainsbury's car park on a Saturday
-Must be comfortable with Anal, OWO, Facials, Water and Hardsports, must also be submissive, dominant and able to provide both GFE and PSE
-Must travel within a 300 mile radius at short notice
-Must bring discrete bag with various costumes and outfits in
-Must allow a one hour window after the appointment for me to "wind-down"
-Must be available 24 Hours
-Must appear charming and non-argumentative with neutral views on punting forums
-Must bring biccies and beer
-Website pictures must be taken that morning and not enhanced
-ID showing DOB to be shown on arrival
-Articulate, but not too clever
-Athletic enough to provide me with 4+ orgasms in one hour
-Classy in the restaurant and a slut in the bedroom
-To provide super-sized condoms to feed my ego despite them being a bit of a baggy fit (OOOOH! WOUNDED!)
-Must have incall locations across the UK and the ability to teleport
-One blue eye and one brown eye (no anal jokes please, boys)
-Must bring packed lunch and beverages to outcall appointments


and finally ....

-Must only see one client a day maximum but be able to fit me in at short notice as I am circling the ring road

Posted at 10:21PM Mar 04, 2008 by paris in My Blog 2007 / 2008  |