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MKHelen - A Unique Addiction

MKHelen - A Unique Addiction

Phone +44 07971047991

Twitter @geekymkhelen

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Hello Gents


*Gfe * Fantasies * Roleplay * Nuru * Massage * Domination *

 Preceded by reputation. Confirmed by reviews. 


What's MY Availability / Time Slots this week? 

Mon      10th MK 9 am - 9 pm

Tues      11th MK 9 am - 9 pm

Weds     12th MK 9 am - 9 pm

Thurs     13th MK 9 am - 9pm 

Fri         14th Birmingham Tour 

Sat        15th   Always OFF 

Sun        16th MK 10 am - 6 pm

Mon       17th MK 9 am - 9 pm

Tues       18th MK 9 am - 9 pm

Weds     19th MK 9 am - 9 pm

Thurs     20th MK 9 am - 9pm 

Fri         21st  Oxford Tour 

Sat        22nd  Always OFF 

Sun        23rd MK 10 am - 6 pm

Mon       24th MK 9 am - 9 pm

Tues       25th MK 9 am - 9 pm

Weds     26th MK 9 am - 9 pm

Thurs     27th MK 9 am - 9pm 

Fri         28th 

Sat        29th  Always OFF 



 Office Hours 

Sun MK 10am - 6pm

Mon MK 9am - 9pm

Tues MK 9am - 9pm

Weds MK 9am - 9pm

Thurs MK 9am - 9pm

Fri MK 10am - 6pm

Sat  Always OFF 


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I am based in The Hub Central Milton Keynes (MK9 2FW) in a discrete, luxury apartment with power shower and fabulous facilities. This is also suitable for Disabled/ wheelchair access.

It's very easy to find, local to Train/Bus/Car routes with excellent car parking outside. 

Not a clock watcher I enjoy for the whole time you have booked 

I do not back to back gents you will not bump into anyone else

I have plenty of feedback and reviews to show I offer exactly what I say on the tin!


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My day visits are normal on a Thursday or Friday between 10 am and 6 pm please

ask if you wish later because I can extend with notice. 

I do like to have 3mths of dates upfront so you can pre-book and plan the fun time

 I am in 4 * star * Hotel and not a budget Travelodge 

I usually, pack 
Tights, HoldUps, Stockings & Suspenders
Bras, Panties & Thongs 
sexy dresses & gym kit 
Secretary Outfit & Nurse
Pvc, Leather, Latex, Boots & Gloves
Nuru massage kit 

with all the tie & tease toys and strap on 

*** Any requests are best to ask in advance *** 

** September ** 

Birmingham            Friday 14th     The Mailbox      B1        10 am - 5 pm

Oxford                    Friday 21st     near GolfClub  OX2         9 am - 5 pm


Airports  - Heathrow, Gatwick, Stanstead  - TBC 

I will not do Luton it's not safe 

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 Services & Experiences 

Blow & Go - the cheap & quick option

In that, I am offering a fully enthusiastic BJ or HR only 
We have 15mins only 
My FPS, Sex, kink, roleplay + outfit choices all this are in my min £70 bracket

This fee/cost will never be any cheaper and will never be available on a "Special Offer "

Blow & Go Fee - 15mins for  £50 

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Massage options - The Nice & Simple 

I offer body to body massage with hot oils, all sensual with exquisite fingertips. I'm fully trained in Swedish Massage and in-depth knowledge of how to push your buttons.

Massage plus HR Fee - £40 for 30mins Or £80 for 60mins 

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Premium service "Extra Special " Nuru Massage

If you want a proper treat please try out my intense luxurious Nuru Massage with hot seaweed gel where our bodies glide and slide together into an exotic ecstasy, Includes a FPS

 Nuru Massage Plus FPS - £160 for 60mins 

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GFE & FPS options - "The Full Works!"

I am a proper enthusiastic lover,  who enjoys you like a nymph and knows how to please.

 Gfe * Roleplay * Pse * Fantasies * Outfits *Toys * Tie & Tease. 

Cum play and pop as many times as you can in the time permitted.
Can't wait to play, I'm constantly horny and completely a hedonistic lover. Just let me know what you would like to experience, most fantasies are catered for.

 Full On Exp Fees - £70 for 30mins Or £100 for 45mins Or £140 for 60mins 

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Kinkier than a tie +tease?

Kink and Fetish friendly - In a Safe, Sane & Consensual whilst being encouraging and enjoyable a proper rollercoaster adventure. 

Strap On 
Cross Dressing

 Cocktail / Greedy Boy Fees £140 per hour plus any extras for consumables  

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Food Sex OR Gunge 

This is done in a big 6ft paddling pool not my bed
The min Appt time is 1 hour 
£150 if I buy stuff in or £130 if you buy stuff in
You want my face and hair completely covered its
£50 extra this is so I have time to wash my hair for next customer

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Couples / 3sum / Duo

1hr is £130 + £100 for the lady to be involved

Wife / Girlfriend / FWB 

I must speak to the lady involved to make sure she is comfortable with this 

I need to know her profile details (if she offers Bareback I won't do the booking for safety reasons) 
My Desired Duo Escort / Partner
It's double the rate £140 (me) + £140 (her) = Total £280

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Dinner Dates

In MK 

Local restaurant in The Hub complex & At my Incall apartment for FPS
2hrs social £160 + 1hr FPS £130 Total = £290 
2hrs social £160 + 2hrs FPS £260 Total = £420

Your Hotel ( 20miles radius of MK9 max )
2hrs Social £160 + 2hrs FPS £260 + £30 travel =£450

Outside MK ie on Tour - A decent Hotel only not a private house
Any other location Please email me for an attractive rate 

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Deposit is required upfront 

planned in advance ideally 48hrs notice

must be wined and dined

must have 4 hours sleep

not a party girl ie no drugs

Incall £920 (My Incall premises in MK)

Outcall £1'200 - ( A decent Hotel only- not a private house )

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Travel companion 

Deposit is required upfront 

planned in advance a weeks notice 



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No withheld or private numbers 

Anyone being disrespectful or crude will be ignored and blocked!

Can't wait to play

Thanks for looking 

MKHelen x


Age: 33    Sexuality: Female    Colour:white   Dress size:UK/AUS 12; US 8; EUR 40; JAP 13   Chest size:36in 91cm/UK C; US/AUS B; EU/JAP C    Height:5ft 09in 175cm   Hair:red brown/long   Smoking:no   Tattoos:none   Piercings:discrete   Lady Bits:brazilian  



United Kingdom , England , South East England , Buckinghamshire , Borough of Milton Keynes , Milton Keynes


United Kingdom , England , South East England , Buckinghamshire , Borough of Milton Keynes , Milton Keynes

Services I Offer

Oral covered Oral Uncovered, OWO Water Sports Giving Toys Role Play and Fantasy FFM 3somes Two girl Tie and Tease Giving Oral Receiving, OR Spanking Giving Facials Nuru Massage Entertain Couples Escorting Couple Anal Play Cum in Mouth, CIM BDSM (giving) Cross Dressing Deep Throat Depilation Dinner Dates Domination (giving) Enema Exhibitionism Face Sitting Female Ejaculation Fetish Food sex Foot worship French Kissing, DFK Kissing Hand relief, HR Humiliation (giving) Lapdancing Massage Girl Friend Experience, GFE Modeling Naturism/Nudism Penetration (Protected) Period Play Pole Dancing Uniforms Prostrate Massage Pussy Pumping Rimming (receiving) Sauna and Bath Houses Strap On Striptease Sybian and machine sex Tantric Travel Companion Voyeurism Fisting (giving) Insertions

These services are at discretion on physical presentation 

DFK / OwO / CIM / Facials 

"Mouth" - No signs of herpes / cold sores 
or cottonmouth or glue gob so all fresh, clean and hydrated 

"Penis" - Clean & healthy with no marks, growths, weird smells or discharge and knob cheese 
Your foreskin must come all the way back 

"Testing" - Please get yourself tested regularly 

"High riskers" - not wanted or its all covered up til tested 
Dogging, Swinging, BB, Foreign Sex holidays in high-risk areas ie Africa 

My NO's

Stealthing (removal of condom during session)
Anal (Receiving)
Submissive services (Receiving )
For Example - Pinching, pulling, biting & slapping is not wanted. Please seek a sub girl who offers it!

We can have a glass of wine (If you turn up drunk you will be refused service) 

Drugs (I do not partake and will refuse service)

Smoking - No smoking is allowed in my apartment
I am not comfortable with illicit drug use or cannabis/marijuana smells on person or clothing.

 I will treat you, how you treat me 

Haggling either way - discount when no special offer is on OR trying to offer more money for a "no" service

I do not see disrespectful / aggressive / arrogant customers these will be politely refused & blocked!



In call

GBP Description
50 15 Minutes
70 30 Minutes
100 45 Minutes
130 1 Hour
200 90 Minutes
260 2 Hours
130 Additional Hour
450 Dinner Date

Out call

GBP Description
150 1 Hour
300 2 Hours
1200 Over Night


9am til 9pm 

prefer a text first



Phone +44 07971047991

Twitter @geekymkhelen

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