Ah, how splendid! Dutch banks have decided to extend their warm embrace to our hard-working friends in the sex work industry. With great pomp and circumstance, they've unveiled a magnificent solution to a dilemma that's caused many a furrowed brow in the banking world!
Banks, as we all know, have been puzzled for ages by the complexities of handling cash-related businesses. Those clever bankers, with the assistance of the dutiful regulator DNB, have finally cracked the code for our dear friends in the sex work industry.
It appears that amidst the fog of confusion, they've discovered a beacon of hope - the almighty tax return! Yes, you heard that right! Tax returns will be the shining path to enlightenment for these bankers, guiding them through the mysterious terrain of sex workers' income and expenditures. How delightful!
So, fear not, for the days of struggling to open a business bank account are waning for sex workers. Thanks to this 'Sector Standard,' a stroke of brilliance, which graciously permits the submission of tax returns to smooth the way. Huzzah!"
Please note, while the tone here is light-hearted and sarcastic, it's essential to maintain respect and empathy towards individuals and industries involved in such matters.