Hold onto your hats, folks, because the World Economic Forum in Davos just wrapped up, and it seems the global elite weren't just discussing climate change and the global economy. Whispers of debauchery have emerged, with reports of heightened demand for escort services. It's enough to make you choke on your fondue.
And now, a Swiss escort, Mia May, has blown the whistle on some of the interesting requests she's received. Forget your standard champagne and roses; these high-powered individuals have some unique tastes.
First off, we have a 6ft 5in gentleman with a penchant for cross-dressing. Mia described him as "super nice" but with a burning desire to be her "little b****." Hey, whatever floats your yacht, right?
Then there's the client with a thing for… well, let's just say extreme nature experiences. We're talking nettles, public urinals, and a memorable penguin impression on a snowy hill. One can only imagine the conversation at the next WEF panel: "And in other news, GDP growth is surprisingly correlated with naked penguin slides."
But the real head-scratchers involve children. One client wanted Mia to babysit his infant while they… conducted business. Another booked her to a hotel room shared with his four-year-old son, apparently believing a pillow wall constituted adequate discretion. Mia, understandably, drew the line at these requests, proving that even in the world of high finance, some things are just not negotiable. She did, however, use the "inconvenience fee" from the first guy to buy him a baby monitor. Talk about a charitable donation!
And let's not forget the gentleman who wanted Mia to join him and his sleeping wife. Because nothing says romance like a third party, right?
So, how much does all this weirdness cost? Well, Mia May is reportedly in the top tax bracket. Though, after Swiss living expenses and her team's cut, she's "average." Average for a top-tier escort in Davos, that is.
Meanwhile, Titt4tat reports a surge in bookings during Davos, with 300 escorts servicing around 90 clients. That's a lot of… networking. And apparently, "anal sex" is a popular request. One agency spokesperson even suggested that physical attacks to fulfill BDSM fetishes are "conceivable." Charming.
So, next time you hear about Davos, remember: it's not all serious discussions about global issues. Sometimes, it's just a bunch of powerful people living out their… unique fantasies. And Mia May is there to tell the tale.